What happens when a man looks at lingerie

So there I was on my shift at Nordstrom's and there was this guy. He was kinda handsome, a bit of grey along the temples and dark hair. Olive skin like he was from the Mediterranean, which we see all the time in Los Angeles. And he's got these tight slacks he's wearing and white shirt with a tie.

Anyway, he's with this gorgeous woman who's wearing this tight black dress and she wanders off to look at some other dresses.

So he's standing by the lingerie section and continues lingering … LOL! Lingering near the lingerie. Sounds like a song.

And she calls him. "Sam, come here."

Well he's wearing this tie. And he had scooped up this babydoll nightie to look at and when she calls him, he turns and puts this item back on the rack and somehow catches his tie and he trips and knocks the entire rack of nighties to the floor.

Everyone's like Oh, my gosh! Are you okay? So these clerks run to him and several women shoppers and one of them undoes his tie from the rack.

And he gets up, straightens his tie and in a deep, bassoon kind of voice says, "Thank you." And walks away.

His wife is looking at dresses and she doesn't even notice what happened. LOL!